Kitten thoughts

"Would you like a beer, Mr. Peterson?" "No, I'd like a dead cat in a glass." -- Cheers
Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.
I thought I saw a pussycat... -- Tweety
I can't use Windows. My cat ate my mouse.
You might be a redneck if your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
To a cat, "NO!" means "Not while I'm looking".
When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up. -- Rodney Dangerfield
There are many intelligent species in the universe. They all own cats.

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